Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
The Sims photoset #3
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.